Drain the Swamp

Step into the arena of savage political satire with this cream-colored tee that's got more balls than a Israeli prime minister's nickname collection. Featuring the bold, unapologetic print: "When Trump said he was gonna drain the swamp I didn't realize 'swamp' was his nickname for Netanyahu's balls." This shirt isn't for the faint-hearted snowflakes who clutch their pearls at a little international dick-joke diplomacy—it's for the rebels who know that politics is just a fancy word for "circle jerk with taxpayer money."
Made from 100% cotton that's softer than Trump's grip on reality, this bad boy fits like a glove (or a well-drained swamp, if you will). Available in sizes S to XXL, because even the biggest egos need to cover their asses. Wear it to your next family BBQ and watch Aunt Karen's head explode faster than a peace deal in the Middle East. Perfect for triggering debates, dodging awkward silences, or just straight-up owning the room with zero fucks given.
Grab yours now and drain the swamp of boring wardrobes—one nutty punchline at a time.
And speaking of draining swamps, let's talk about how these politicians act like they're saving the world while they're really just humping each other's legs for lobbyist cash. Trump out there promising to clean house, but ends up building a bigger Jacuzzi for his cronies—meanwhile, Netanyahu's over here dodging indictments like he's in a goddamn Matrix sequel. The whole system's a festering pile of hypocrisy, where "foreign aid" is code for "buying silence," and "diplomacy" means "who can suck up harder without gagging." If aliens are watching, they're probably laughing their tentacles off at how we let these clowns run the show, turning global affairs into a bad porno plot. Wake the fuck up, sheeple—vote with your wallet, buy this shirt, and let's roast these bastards until they're crispier than overcooked falafel!